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Does it help if you can speak Thai in Pattaya Agogo Bars? 

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The friend who took me on my first trip to Pattaya had been 8 times before me and I was shocked to find out he couldn’t speak a word of Thai language. He had no trouble getting what he wanted but I found out that knowing a few words can be a playful tool with the girls. Thai girls live for today (although they may sometimes talk about the future) the here and now takes priority over everything; always.

‘Sa-nook’ in Thai language means fun.

And the more fun you can bring to the moment when you are with a Thai girl the better time you will have in the club and in the bedroom or wherever you are. The moment you speak one Thai word to a Thai girl she will immediately say ‘You can speak Thai?’ just tell her you only know a couple of words and leave it at that. She won’t know if the are telling the truth and it will keep her curious.

Thai girls love a little bit of mystery in their man.

I will give you a few words at the end of this for you to use in a playful way with your girls in Pattaya.

If a few Thai language words are absolutely out of the question for you;

 

Play, Rock Paper Scissors. This game is great for things like buying her a drink, a kiss, and whatever you can come up with – play that game in the bedroom too. Thai girls like to play – remember this when you are in the bedroom; play. Some guys get a little serious in the bedroom with their new Thai girlfriend – very few girls in Pattaya are looking for a serious man the first night they meet him. They just want to F###.

 

You probably first came to Pattaya to find a girlfriend.

You will find her within a few hours of being here. There is so many girls in Pattaya on offer that you will most likely have a new Thai girlfriend every night. You’ll soon forget about being serious. Tell the girls you are a ‘butterfly’ if they won’t leave you alone. Butterfly means you are a player. Thai girls are cool with this as long as you are upfront with them and don’t pussy foot around – don’t be a soft cock – tell your girl straight up with a cheeky grin and all will be fine.

You’ve come all this way to Pattaya Thailand for something.

Whatever that something is, make sure you don’t miss out on it by not speaking your truth and pandering to the girls and what they want. We are always here to help you get exactly what you want. Just ask us at the club. Ask for one of our club managers or Mamasang – we will get you sorted.

 

5 easy & fun Thai words;

  1. When the girl sitting with you puts her hand on your crotch (happens all the time in our club) look at your manhood and say ‘Norn’. ‘Norn’ means sleep. She will giggle, then proceed to get busy trying wake your manhood up. Better still, instead of waiting for her, just point to your manhood and say ‘Norn’ – she will know what to do.
  2. ‘Joob joob’ means kiss. Point to your cheek a say ‘joob joob’ then turn as she’s kissing your cheek and give her one on the lips.
  3. ‘Chob’ means like
  4. ‘Nom’ means milk but also breasts
  5. ‘Aloy’ means tasty and delicious

Use them how you please, no need to be shy.

Boom Boom? Ask your girl.

 

Cheers and see you in the club.

WM

Sunsets in Pattaya (A short story)

Best Pattaya Agogo and Thai girls

It was just before opening time at The Windmill Agogo bar in Pattaya,

I had walked from my hotel and arrived early, the door man let me in and called out to one of the service staff to look after me.

I’ve been to Windmill club many times before but never this early.

At this time of day, as the sun sets in Pattaya City, it’s a real feast for your eyes. The area around Walking Street develops a unique appeal for me as most clubs are getting ready for the night ahead and beautiful Thai girls are streaming in on the back of motorbikes getting dropped off and making their way to the Agogo bars where they work.

Some girls are dressed to the nines with hair and makeup immaculately in place. Some girls look like they just got out of bed in their t-shirt dresses, flip flops and bedroom hair. Either way I love Pattaya girls.

Girls in Pattaya are my favorite

As I entered Windmill Agogo bar, girls were everywhere, the lights were on and the music off, an intoxicating smell of fresh lotion just applied to their beautiful bodies filled the air and the chatter of the girls talking to each other. Most girls are on their knees gazing into the mirrors that cover the entire walls of the club – their cute bums are jutting slightly out for me to salivate over – getting their makeup just right before the real party begins.

Pattaya Girls I love them

I couldn’t tell you what the girls where chatting about,

I don’t speak Thai & have had no real use for it. I only want a basic level of communication with my girls in Pattaya – it just works best for me that way.

I’d never seen the club like this, I loved it.

I could sense the night ahead was full of possibilities – It was very exciting.

Making my way directly to the second floor, I got settled with my draft beer. Many of the girls recognized me – it felt good to be remembered. Turns out I wasn’t the only customer who was early, 4 of us in total. It also turns out I like the feeling of there not being many customers in the club – because it felt like I had all the girls to myself.

Must make a point of getting in early more often.

The lights went down and the final countdown played, this was the cue for all the girls to get on stage and it was time for them to play naughty. There was no need for warm ups, the girls got straight into the swing of things. I got a lot of attention and I wanted it. An hour later the club was relatively full, but I had my two girls picked and I was sitting tucked away in the back corner having my own private party.

I remember my first time at Windmill Agogo bar in Pattaya, I was a little shy to the experience that is on offer behind the silver doors of the club.

I’ve come a long way since then.

Lady Drink Ripoff; Did happen to you?

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Maybe it’s happened to you? Maybe it’s happened to someone you know? 

You’re in an Agogo bar in Pattaya having a great time – the bill comes – and it seems very high. Did you really order that many drinks?

Lady drinks in Pattaya Ago-go ripoff

It’s happened to me once, at another agogo bar. And my first thought was “Did I get worked over?”

In reality, I did not get worked over; I didn’t think I got value for money. I did order the amount of drinks I was charged for, but the ladies didn’t hang around long and just pushed hard for drinks to meet their nightly lady drink quota.

In some clubs, if the lady doesn’t sell a certain amount of drinks for the night, the girl gets cut from her pay.

The system of cutting a girl might sound like a good way to stop her from being lazy – but it ends up HURTING you – because all you get are pushy girls with attitude.

We don’t have lady drink quotas in Windmill Club.

Drink quotas wouldn’t work anyway, because interaction with the ladies is what we are well known for. Our ladies really want to have as much fun with you as possible and that is only possible if she doesn’t have to worry about getting as many drinks as she can.

But what else can happen to ensure your agogo bar bill is true?

Well, one thing we always do to ensure you are charged correctly, we get you to initial your bill every time you order a lady drink. If you are too drunk to initial your bill – our system protects you. If you are playing with multiple girls at the same time – our system protects you.

If you like to move from play zone to play zone within the club and don’t keep your check bin with you – our system protects you.

In the event you are not satisfied for any reason you can always ask for the club manager or contact us directly here and we will put things right for you.

The only challenge you should ever have is how many of the ladies you can handle and how interactive you want to be with the ladies.

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What Makes Agogo Bars The Best In Pattaya

Best Pattaya Agogo and Thai girls
Girls. End of story?

Not even close.

The hottest girls are a key ingredient in the pie. I love eating Pattaya Pie, I eat it every day… Hmmmm Pussy Pie…

But hot girls can really have an attitude & become untouchable.

So what’s the point of that?

Why would anyone travel 1000’s of miles for pussy with attitude? I’m sure you can get that easy enough in your hometown.

If you haven’t noticed already, our club’s insignia is – ‘Pussy Without Attitude’ – and we stand by that.

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But that alone won’t make you the best agogo bar in Pattaya.

And, really, this is not about blowing our own horn and telling you we are the best.

But it’s worth pointing out what we think is needed every day in Agogo bars to bring you the best experience.

Because it really is about you.

We know you’ll be back to Pattaya as often as you can – Pattaya gets a hold of you like that – the moment you get home you’re planning your next trip back.

So what are our key ingredients to bringing the best?

Always ice cold beer. We have chillers in our bar and in our storage room. So matter how busy we get, it’s always cold.

Always a good helping of liquor in your mixes & fresh soda too. No skimping & no post mix.

best-agogo-service-in-pattayaAlways plenty of service staff ready to assist your every need. You can’t miss our service staff in their cute black and white suits.

Always clean and comfortable toilets. We take this very seriously.

Always comfortable seating (with no rips, tears or broken bases).

We do maintenance inspections & upkeep daily.

Always a great view wherever you turn – so no matter where you sit you get just what you want.

We have a sexy ladies dancing and playing in every part of the club – regulars will know what I mean. Newbies, be prepared for a great eye opener.

A great Mamasang who knows her girls and can handle your special requests, point you in the right direction, and put together your desired night of fun – We’ve got 5 Mamasang’s at your service.

A Western, English speaking, manager on hand if you want or need it – We’ve got 3 at your service.

A billing system that protects you from getting overcharged. Ours is unique to Pattaya.

Quality music that isn’t too load, so you can enjoy the sexy ladies around you. Nothing worse than music that makes you deaf.

Temperature controlled environment. No hot or cold spots in the club.

World sports on all the time. You can now enjoy all your greatest passions under one roof.

Right now we have 80 ladies to enjoy on 2 levels of naughtiness. With play tables, shower show, podium & stage dancers all spread consistently throughout the club.

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If you’re a regular to Windmill Club Pattaya – you’re probably not reading anything you didn’t already know. We are always striving to give you the very best experience every night – your business is important to us.

If you are yet to join us – you now know how important you will be to us when you do arrive.

If I’ve missed anything, or you have any suggestions.

Please let me know at [email protected]

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